the affleck
The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.
"Oh dude, that blonde chick looks really hot."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."
the affleck
The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.
"Oh dude, that blonde chick looks really hot."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."
Afflecking
Shutting down discussion on an important topic by shouting the word "racist" where it doesn't belong.
"The world has an increasing problem with Islamic extremism, but before we discuss it, it's important to distinguish between criticism of Islam as a set of ideas and bigotry against Muslims as a people."
"You can't say that! It's gross! It's racist!"
"Woah, what's that guy's problem? Nothing I just said had anything to do with race."
"Don't mind him, he's just Afflecking."
"You can't say that! It's gross! It's racist!"
"Woah, what's that guy's problem? Nothing I just said had anything to do with race."
"Don't mind him, he's just Afflecking."
affleck
(verb) to assume a role you were never meant to have
Keanu Reeves really afflecked 'The Matrix'
afflecking
'afflecking: Publicly wallowing in moral disgust and righteous indignation rather than criticizing ideas on their merits. Publicly accusing someone of being racist because they criticize a religion or an ideology is an example of afflecking.
I tried to reason with her but she just kept afflecking.
afflecking
Completely ignoring a reasonable argument from someone you disagree with, only to interject with an emotionally charged accusation that the speaker is being gross and racist, when in fact they are being neither gross nor racist.
Ben didn't care to hear what Bill and Sam had to say, he just immediately started afflecking to avoid a rational conversation.
Afflecking
Succeeding despite a noticeable absence of talent, skill, charm and likeability. Affleckers are known to be totally oblivious to their obvious short-comings, making them even more obnoxious.
"You see Brian with that girl last night? He totally Afflecked that, dude."
"I didn't study, I'm pretty dumb, might as well try Afflecking my way through this exam!"
"I didn't study, I'm pretty dumb, might as well try Afflecking my way through this exam!"