the altar boy
a sexual act following the "two in the pink, eight in the stink" mantra, in which the giver places their two thumbs in the "pink" and eight fingers in the "stink", in a prayer-like hand position.
"totally did the altar boy on her last night, brah"
Altar boy
A young male of which is extremely religious but is at the same time, homosexual and enjoys the company of older men
Yo Matt don't you think that kid Jim is a bit of an altar boy?
altar boy
The sexual act of when you take a truly classless whore and get her to kneel down as if mimicking to pray and take communion. Part her hair down the middle, get out a Hymnal Book and begin to recite a Hymn while recieving a blow job from the truly ruthless cock gobbler.
Last night I was with this ANTI stellar hoodrat and I got her to gimme an altar boy.
altar boy
A variation of the simba, where after intercourse you cum on a girls stomach, take a scoop off with your index finger, then make the sign of the cross on her forehead and say "bless you child".
my variation of altar boy is similar to simba, see simba in urban dictionary.