The Angry Gorilla
The Angry Gorilla is when a man shaves his pubic hairs and saves them in a bag next to his bed. the next time he has a woman over, after sex when he ejaculates on her chest, he then proceeds to take the saved pubic hairs and throw them at her chest. She then trys to pull them off looking similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest.
When a male ejaculates on a womans chest and throws his saved pubic hair on her chest. She them becomes angry and trys to pull the hairs off. Similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest. This is called The Angry Gorilla
angry gorilla
an angry gorilla is when you shave your pubes, then have a chick give you a blow job.you then come on her face and throw a handful of pubes in her face,making her look like a gorilla.
the night before i left my wife, i gave her an angry gorilla
angry gorilla
When a person is mad for whatever reason and has to take a shit. They decide to shit in their hand and then leave the shit in a public location. Typically, finger markings are left in the shit to make it appear like a hand grenade. Originally mentioned on the Free Beer and Hot Wings morning radio show.
Joe was so ticked at his boss when he worked at a movie theater that he left an angry gorilla in the urinal.
Angry Gorilla
When you shave your butt crack and someone gives you a rim job, and they proceed to get your butt hair all over their face and mouth. They then run around the room waving their arms while screaming "arrgh!" at the top of their lungs.
I figured I would shave my asscrack for my girl, but I didn't clean all the hair off. So when she went to work on my cornhole I ended up giving her the angry gorilla!
angry gorilla
when a guy shaves all his pubic hair off and after a girl gives him head he throws them in her face and kicks her in the shin
after I shaved off my pubes I stashed them in my left pocket for later...then she sucked my dick and when I exploded in her face I flung the contents of my left pocket from earlier in and around her face then I kicked her in the shin and that is the angry gorilla
angry gorilla
when you take a shit and it flies all over the toilet leaving the bowl all messy just like if you would take the toilet off the floor and slam it back down.
Man, someone pulled the angry gorilla on that shit pot!!!
ANGRY GORILLA SHOT
An Angry Gorilla Shot is one the world's most classiest shots you and your friends can enjoy at your local bar.
The drink is one standard shot, which consists of: 1/2 black sambuca, 1/2 tequila.
Hence the name "Angry Gorilla"
All quality bars will only charge you $5 for this shot.
Enjoy responsibly
The drink is one standard shot, which consists of: 1/2 black sambuca, 1/2 tequila.
Hence the name "Angry Gorilla"
All quality bars will only charge you $5 for this shot.
Enjoy responsibly
Me and the boys had a big night on the Angry Gorilla shots