The Arm of '82

Legend has it, back in 1982 in a factory located in Southeastern Wisconsin, an unknown person took a shit so big it would make your asshole pucker. Unable to flush the mighty shit, it was simply left in the stall until it was discovered by factory workers. The legendary shit was said to be as thick as someones forearm and stood erect above the bowl with its tapered end bent over much resembling the head of the Loch Ness Monster. To this very day, no one knows who made it...