The Asshole Gaggle
A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.
"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"
"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"
"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"