the Atkinshaft

A man of infinite wisdom who has mastered the art of sex. Also refered to as the last sexbender, the last known Atkinshaft is a young man named Matt Atkinson who gained the title of Atkinshaft after a 10 year retreat with Indian sex monks in a temple lost in the jungles. Black belt 69th dan in cunilingus and undefeated champion of the Matra Sutra games (named after him); once you go matt, you always come back.