The Bachocalypse
The Mad Max-style wasteland that will become of the United States of America after the presidency of Michele Bachmann.
Lone Wanderer:"Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me."
Everyone else: "Goddamnit things were better before the Bachocalypse"
Everyone else: "Goddamnit things were better before the Bachocalypse"