Big Mash Panda Face
Too describe an overly large, strangely round, and unusually pudgy face.
Thomas: Would you like to go for a drink with my friend, Deborah?
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.