Big Masturbation
The forces at work trying to make me watch porn and play with my innocent Christian penis. The sex industry equivalent of Big Pharma
Me: Big Masturbation has no impact on me. I don't even do pre-marital handholding
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big rubber masturbating shoes
The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.
I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes