The Barrier
The term given to a sausage used to prevent the juice from baked beans touching a fried egg. Obviously only to be used for people who don't like the two items of food mixed (unlike me).
Invented by Alan Partidge, who said that his Russian wife made a good fried breakfast, good, but not brilliant, because she doesn't use the sausage as a barrier.
Invented by Alan Partidge, who said that his Russian wife made a good fried breakfast, good, but not brilliant, because she doesn't use the sausage as a barrier.
"Ah, no, I didn't get a barrier in my fry-up!"
Recorded on a pen microphone: "The barrier."
Recorded on a pen microphone: "The barrier."
Barrier
That person you always stand in back of that stops randomly or is really, really slow. Especially annoying if you're in a hurry or at school. Can be people or cars.
"OH MAH GOSH I'VE BEEN STUCK BEHIND THESE PEOPLE ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL. WHAT BARRIERS."
barrier
cock block; INTERRUPTER
My best frind was about to have sex on his pingpong table, right before I barriered his ass!
barrierize
a word that was started by a middle aged algebra/geometry teacher, that became a big thing at brier terrace m.s. (a school in two ghetto towns, that flows into a ghetto high school)because of all the nerds and geeks, hahaha. it's a great word. meaning 'put up your testing shields so you can't cheat'
'Okay everyone, time for the monday test. barrierize'
Barrier
Slang for a sexually unbroken hymen.
Hay man, did you get her barrier yet?
Slanguage Barrier
When somebody does not understand what you are saying as a result of your use of slang.
"Got a ripper gobby yesty arvo. Fair dinkum"
"I'm struggling to understand you due to the slanguage barrier."
"I'm struggling to understand you due to the slanguage barrier."
cart barrier
NOUN: A cart barrier is when you place your cart (aka ball sack) in a woman mouths and the woman then proceeds to craftfully and carefully use her tongue to create a barrier between the two testicles in her mouth, creating a barrier. Commonly practiced in the midwestern portion of United States.
Part of this process is called "breaking the cart barrier". In order to achieve the breaking of the cart barrier the following must happen. While the ball sack is still in the woman's mouth, the woman must use both free hands to stimulate the penis AND the prostate. Upon climax the male should release the contents of his cart (semen) onto the woman's hair. Once this is all accomplished the man can declare that he has broken the cart barrier.
Part of this process is called "breaking the cart barrier". In order to achieve the breaking of the cart barrier the following must happen. While the ball sack is still in the woman's mouth, the woman must use both free hands to stimulate the penis AND the prostate. Upon climax the male should release the contents of his cart (semen) onto the woman's hair. Once this is all accomplished the man can declare that he has broken the cart barrier.
"Guys so get this. Good News. My girlfriend and I finally broke the cart barrier today. Her hair was such a mess afterwords."