The Bartoe

The act of fucking enormous hidious looking girls either in the butt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the play action fake.

Name typically used by pedos online in order to avoid any problems they may face by using their real names.

Bartos: Noun
Someone who puts drinks on someone elses tab, unbeknownst to the person responsible for the tab payment.

To Bartos: Verb
To put drinks on other peoples tabs (generally friends) without their knowledge. The act of being cheap and untrustworthy in a bar situation.

Origin: Youngstown, Ohio.

The act of licking someone's leg repeatedly as they please them self in a lay-z-boy recliner.

a very poor species that lives in chazy and has a stench that goes from chazy to florida
(requires orange hat)

Barto is a subspecies of student native to Orange County. In its natural habitat, the Barto has been observed to be: "quite the looker" and "a creature with excellent taste in flannel linen." However, this creature's taste in clothing and interests has often made it repugnant to females of other subspecies. No female bartos have ever been sighted in the wild.

Bart Simpson's tag name on the greatest TV show ever (M*A*S*H...lol). Often seen in Springfield specifically near the courthouse or alleyways. Homer even tries his own version of that tag creating the name "El Homo".