The Bart Simpson

As you ride a skateboard, you spank the ass of a random woman so hard it is as if it was sprayed with red graffiti, all while screaming "Cowabunga!"

A boy who is in the fourth grade that attends Springfield Elementary on The Simpsons sitcom. His famous catch phrases are "Get bent","Eat my shorts", and "Ayy Caramba". Bart has been described by his sister as the devil's cabana boy. His hobbies are skateboarding,reading Radioactive Man Comics, and causing all types of fukin mischievous havoc on anyone he feels like.

The closest thing to a man that Mrs Krabappel has.

Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.

Bart Simpson is a fictional character on the long running, animated series "The Simpsons". Bart is the 10 year old, troublesome son of Marge and Homer Simpson and older brother to Lisa Simpson. Bart's hobbies include vandalism, skate boarding, writing sentences on bulletin boards after school and pranking people, specifically Seymour Skinner(the Principal at his school) and Moe Szyslak(Local Tavern owner). Bart wears a red, short sleeved shirt and blue shorts. He has spiked, yellow hair. His catch phrases include "Ai, Carumba!" "Don't have a cow, man." and, perhaps the most famous, "Eat my Shorts!"

Bart simpsons are the fake depressed teenagers (usually ages 11-14) that make bart simpson edits. They say stuff like im brOKen or im gonna die alone. They crave attention and call their self "aesthetic". They also write "sad lyrics" (mainly from lil peep songs) inside their note books.

to ride a skateboard up to an object crossing your path, like a raised chain, then jump above the chain, with the board rolling underneath, finally landing back on top of the board and continuing your course.