The Ben Bernak
Dry shaving your gal's box after cleaning out her purse.
I am 5 deep into the evening and out of funds. I look at the only source of financing expansion and that is my date's purse and her credit cards. I take action. I am broke and horny so I give her the Ben Bernak. We both prosper - the evening continues using her money and I get to shave her owl.