The Bird Killer

One of the most accurate and best bird killers in the whole sport. He is so deadly accurate, he can hit a fucking bird with a fucking baseball. Maybe this is why he gets shit on all the time. The Bird Killer also prefers to kill birds while riding a flying unicorn with his friend that he's known since preschool that drives a civic. He also has something on his eye. It might be a scope or fucking laser for more accuracy or something.

A bird killer is someone who gets a girl but in this case we would call the girl a “bird” meaning she is valid and attractive. Henceforth making the bird killer the person who loses his chance with a bird.