The birds and the corn flake
When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding
Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?