The BitchinYeoman

When a male poker player inserts huge black anal beads in their ass then using their handheld Muppet, rip them out at the speed of light. The corresponding pain and sound of a chainsaw starting up is the ritualistic mating call for all other terrible poker players, forcing them to converge on his location and dump their entire poker life savings into his lap. The act of performing the BitchinYeoman has helped the most basic and non-intelligent of poker players amass huge bankrolls. Only the most dedicated and luckiest of players will perform this ritual in an effort to call down the poker gods and have them lay fortune at their feet. Having large amounts of disposable income or having married into even more is also beneficial.