Bolam
A word that implies a situation or action is amazingly moronic or stupid. It can also be used for an odd and nauseating moment or something you find shocking or surprising. A none rude version of fuck but is said and spelt the same in all tenses and forms.
"That was totally bolam!" or "What the bolam!?"
The Bolam
"The Bolam" is a long distant pose into the horizon with both hands on your waist.
OMG he has just done the Bolam