The Bonzi Approach
Overplanning. Pronounced “The BON-Zee Approach,” this technique involves mentally planning the exact sequence of events for the immediate future (such as what to do after getting out of bed), which usually takes more time than actually doing it.
Simon: I feel so organized! I used The Bonzi Approach this morning.
Charlotte: Is that why you were 70 minutes late?
Charlotte: Is that why you were 70 minutes late?