bottlejack
Noun: A device or place or person that raises your spirits
Verb: to raise one's spirits
Verb: to raise one's spirits
When you get the blues a friend is usually a good bottlejack
Judith bottlejacked Pearl when she was feeling down in the dumps
Judith bottlejacked Pearl when she was feeling down in the dumps
The Bottlejack
When one has a blockage in ones anus due to a heavy dose of codeine. ..When the blockage starts pushing on its travels and heads for sunlight ,one quickly de-pants ,lays on back with legs in the air and proceeds to push the turd out in short bursts (carefully as not to snap it off)whilst making a pumping motion on your penis somewhat resembling a bottle jack
JONESY QUICKLY JUMPED ON THE LOUNGEROOM FLOOR AND PUMPED OUT A QUICK THE BOTTLEJACK.. GREAT PARTY TRICK MATE BUT NEXTIME NOT IN FRONT OF THE IN LAWS
bottlejack
a person who prepares or mixes of distils his own spirits
I don't like bartenders. I'd rather be my own bottlejack