The brand bandit!
The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!
Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
Brand Bandit
When the Brand bandit Aggressively Destroys another man’s Anus.
Luke: hey see that guy over there Asleep
Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit
Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit