The brown touch
Similar to the Midas touch, but instead of everything they touch turning to gold, it turns to shit.
Did you see how bad Grant stuffed his latest project up? It was even worse that his previous catastrophe.
Yeah, he really has the brown touch.
Yeah, he really has the brown touch.
The brown touch
when everything you touch turns to shit
Mike's wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. He's got the brown touch.
brown touch
AKA "poop touch"
A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.
A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.
Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."
"Man you've got the brown touch."
"Man you've got the brown touch."