Big Nigga Season

The time from the first cold day, around October to February, where a girl need a man whose bigger to keep herself warm in those cold fall/winter nights.

During the months of April and May, any straight female without a boyfriend (open relationships don’t count) must go out and within the 2 month span, find a thick boy (ranging from a dude with a decent amount of fat on him to the most morbid of obese) and show him a good time (even for one night) or start a loving relationship with him because everyone else gets to have attention and love except for big niggas and that’s not fair. They deserve love too.

The months spanning from November to August, as that as the prime time to play basketball, where big men have the advantage