The Bumpus
A Mythical Creature found in certain parts of the UK, The Bumpus in incredibly intelligent being with superior knowledge of all things.
The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.
Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"
The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.
Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"
John: Dont know what to do today?
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!
Bumpus
Bumpis- /'bəmpəs/
1. A raucous, boisterous person or thing (usually african-american.)
2 .A state of black culture defined by raucous and cultural euphemisms which no other race can comprehend
3. When black people while out.
Whether there just a hood ass n@#$a or t-sizzle celebrating after making a sack. noun, verb
1. A raucous, boisterous person or thing (usually african-american.)
2 .A state of black culture defined by raucous and cultural euphemisms which no other race can comprehend
3. When black people while out.
Whether there just a hood ass n@#$a or t-sizzle celebrating after making a sack. noun, verb
Yo look at those bumpus ass mofos!
Ray ray is getting bumpus tonight boiii!
Ray ray is getting bumpus tonight boiii!
bumpu
It means an amazing legend or something you would call your loved one
My idol is a bumpu
bumpus
A soft, inviting bulge.
I would like to rest my head on your bumpus.
Bumpus
An object that a dog irrationally goes crazy at, often running in circles and barking.
"Why is your dog going crazy over that broccoli?"
"It must be a bumpus"
"It must be a bumpus"
Bumpus
A man with tiny feet; specifically of the hobbit variety.
Did you see those feet? He's a bumpus.
Bumpus
A. A very smug individual that thinks they are better than everyone. Never smiles. If you are hungry you want a Bumpus around, very good at cooking.
B. Another name for male member or penis.
B. Another name for male member or penis.
Chad: Look at that guy over there standing there with his arms crossed that thinks he's sweet.
Tyler: What a douche, he looks like a total Bumpus.
"I was so horny last night and couldn't get any pussy to come over so I had to beat my own Bumpus."
Tyler: What a douche, he looks like a total Bumpus.
"I was so horny last night and couldn't get any pussy to come over so I had to beat my own Bumpus."