bushman

A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.

In New Zealand, refers a person that works and/or lives in the bush. In opposition to townies or cockys (dairy farmers). Historically bushmen were often cullers and/or loggers.

When a male performs a shaving ritual around a females vaginal area, collects the hair and sticks it to his face like a makeshift beard. Giving the effect that he’s been in the outback for far too long.

A young pothead, who always seems to purchase weed. Always offers to smoke you out, but begins to walk in circles because he claims it is "to sketch" or that he, "heard something". This is commnly used as a distraction for him to continure smoking and take another hit.

bushman is typically a horny teenage boy who loves anime thighs he can be nice and funny most times. he often chockes on his water. good friend but you have to tell your parents that he’s gay.

A person wearing all neutral, earth tones (i.e. brown, tan, etc.) and little jewelry. (Therefore it looks as though they've lived in a forest somewhere, surviving on nuts and berries.)

A myth creature who is hairy and ape like, and lives in a bush.