The Butthole Tickling Bandit

The Butthole Tickling Bandit is a completely safe person and should not be feared! If you come to him, ignore his charges, he will give you free cookies!

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.

The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.

A man who runs up to Ohio people and tickles their butthole with a technique that makes them shit everywhere, he then tastes the shit and decides if you blaze or not, if you do, he’ll call the police on you, watch out there in Ohio or you’ll be next!

a bald black man who waits at seven eleven bathrooms and tickles anyone who plays genshin impact and removes any trace of having a father figure and makes them attracted to children.