the buzzard
an individual that looks for the drunkest girl at a party and attempts to take her up to his room for who knows what, commonly referred to as J-Bone.
The buzzard swooped on that girl so fast, she didn't know what hit her.
Buzzard
buhz-erd n. originates in Elgin, IL.
a contemptible white trash plastic Graphix bong smoker. Duplex or trailer dweller. A person with feathered hair, tight stone washed jeans with oil stained white T's. Some still carry combs in their back pockets and most are known to indulge in Marlboro Reds.
Can be seen with a buddy leaning over muscle car engines with a 30 pack of Old Style either after work as the sun goes down or on sweltering weekend afternoons.
Do not attempt to battle a buzzard because there is always another one lurking behind a dumpster waiting for a cheap shot. Buzzards are known to carry knives, chains and/or brass-knuckles.
Lack of teeth is fairly common in a buzzard due to meth-amphetamine use or due to perpetual knuckle-sandwiches.
The only thing more dangerous than a buzzard is the pregnant wife of a buzzard. When a woman is of buzzard her behavior is unpredictable and erratic.
The only things that can be used to calm a buzzard are: low-grade marijuana, Penthouse backorders from the 80's, Boones Farm wine and the lulling tunes of Sammy Hagar.
a contemptible white trash plastic Graphix bong smoker. Duplex or trailer dweller. A person with feathered hair, tight stone washed jeans with oil stained white T's. Some still carry combs in their back pockets and most are known to indulge in Marlboro Reds.
Can be seen with a buddy leaning over muscle car engines with a 30 pack of Old Style either after work as the sun goes down or on sweltering weekend afternoons.
Do not attempt to battle a buzzard because there is always another one lurking behind a dumpster waiting for a cheap shot. Buzzards are known to carry knives, chains and/or brass-knuckles.
Lack of teeth is fairly common in a buzzard due to meth-amphetamine use or due to perpetual knuckle-sandwiches.
The only thing more dangerous than a buzzard is the pregnant wife of a buzzard. When a woman is of buzzard her behavior is unpredictable and erratic.
The only things that can be used to calm a buzzard are: low-grade marijuana, Penthouse backorders from the 80's, Boones Farm wine and the lulling tunes of Sammy Hagar.
"That buzzard stole my carburetor."
"That buzzard suckerpunched me outside Danny's pizza."
"You're turning into a fucking chainsmoking buzzard!"
"You're moving to South Elgin? Are you trying to get in tune with buzzard culture?"
"That buzzard suckerpunched me outside Danny's pizza."
"You're turning into a fucking chainsmoking buzzard!"
"You're moving to South Elgin? Are you trying to get in tune with buzzard culture?"
Buzzard
When a person is either very lame or wack.
That chick over there is mad buzzard.
Buzzards
Referring to a hopeless situation. Such as when a buzzard appears when something is dying.
"We are behind by 25 points in the fourth quarter...This game is buzzards"
buzzards
the essential noun (plural) in the cliche "The buzzards are circling." meaning
a. One's death is anticipated to be near with the expectation of the inheritance of money, property, etc.
b. One is expected to suffer some near future misfortune to the advantage of one or more others.
a. One's death is anticipated to be near with the expectation of the inheritance of money, property, etc.
b. One is expected to suffer some near future misfortune to the advantage of one or more others.
Tom: Our uncle is dying of cancer and he has us in his will. Our two younger brothers seems to be visiting him in the hospital a lot these days.
Joe: Yes, I can surely say the buzzards are circling.
Joe: Yes, I can surely say the buzzards are circling.
Buzzard
A person who hangs out and smokes all your weed
Hey go get your own weed you dame buzzard
Buzzard
Older homosexual inmates, "usually doing life or a lot of years", who prey upon new younger inmates for gay sexual pleasure. The buzzards hover when new inmates arrive to see if there are any weak among the flock. Once they find a victim a sink their talons in, the inmate will go from being named "Brent to Brenda".
Watch out for those buzzards when you get to the penitentiary.
Those buzzards were lined up on the fence waiting and watching the new arrivals arrive.
Those buzzards were lined up on the fence waiting and watching the new arrivals arrive.