Calamari
The left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised.
"Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari."
calamari
squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.
Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."
calamari
When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.
I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari.
calamari
An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.
A squid without a helmet; squid bits.
A squid without a helmet; squid bits.
Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari
Calamari
A type of Shrimp From Squids or a Sack of very sticky ink. It’s VERY rare and can be found INSIDE a Squid. To find it you need to TAKE A SQUID TO YOUR HOUSE and kill it with a knife. If you find a rare glowing Squid to take to your house, you can kill it to get glowing Calamari. In a video game called “MINECRAFT” both of those Creatures are in the game. It’s VERY cool if you find it.
There’s some CALAMARI!
calamari
Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.
She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri.
calamaris
The improper plural form of the word calamari. This is used primary by the French-Lebanese man unfamiliar with the English language.
Improper - Calamaris are yummy!
Proper - Calamari is yummy!
Proper - Calamari is yummy!