The Calculator
When your are having in intercourse with a woman and you stick a calculator in her vagina and do an equation on that calculator
Man, I gave this girl The Calculator last night Twas amazing!
Calculated
When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.
Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
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Straight up Jonathan Cooper
You really got a 36 on your ACT? You're such a fucking calculator
Calculator
My brain, my every ounce of being human
Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?
Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?
Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.
Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator
Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT
Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?
Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.
Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator
Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT
Calculator
Malware dev's most admired system program to test whether their remote access trojan works
*plays multiplayer game* zOmG!! teh calculator have just opened by itself!11
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Calculator
Cheating device for those to lazy to work out 2+2.
Idiot 1: Dude, what's 2+2?
Idiot 2: Dunno. Steal Jane's calculator.
Idiot 2: Dunno. Steal Jane's calculator.
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The reason why we don't need math, especially in high school, when you'd rather be snogging.
Tim: Math is @#$%?&*!!! I hate it! I want to snog!
Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son.
Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son.