The cheese tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy
I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy
I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
The rules are the rules now gimme the cheese tax
Cheese Tax
The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.
IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.
IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.
When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.
In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.
In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.
friendly cheese tax
when the cheese man comes to your house and nicely asks you for cheese (good ending)
the cheese man is coming to get our Friendly cheese tax!