The Chris Special
Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.
Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.
Chris Special
When a man performs fellatio on a woman with no reciprocation intended or wanted.
Guy 1: Yo how was last night?
Chris: I gave her the chris special!
Guy 2: Again? You must want to be a virgin.
Chris: I just love munching box!
Chris: I gave her the chris special!
Guy 2: Again? You must want to be a virgin.
Chris: I just love munching box!
chris brown special
jizzing into your hand and then slapping a girl in the face
"Yeah, I totally banged this chick last night, she asked for a Chris Brown Special so I gave her one."