The Chunder Dragon

Consume a large amount of liquids, most likely sprite and a banana(s) to force yourself to vomit. Whilst vomiting flap your armors and become THE CHUNDER DRAGON>

While in the process of projectile chundering due to excessive alcohol consumption, flapping your arms up and down so that you look like a dragon. The vom flying out your mouth is supposed to resemble fire - depending on what you've eatne

A devastating mythical creature, only ever seen at moments of peak inebriation. The Chunder Dragon is unstoppable, possessing it’s victims at will. Tell tale signs of possession include forcing out a massive uncontrollable stream of alcoholic vomit, whilst flapping ones arms like a dragons wings.

Never attempt to fight the Dragon. He is stubbornly persistent and has been known to follow victims for hours. The only way to beat him is to let him in.

Chunder Dragon is to vomit like a fire breathing dragon. Key actions are to remember to throw your hands back behind you, and projectile vomit forward.

Chunder Dragon is best used as a chant EG 'Chunder , Chunder, Victor is a Chunder Dragon' This is best used inside a pub or club where a large audience can join in.

The highest honour that can be attained in hellraiser culture. These people are amongst the most elite and powerful human beings the gods have ever composed atoms to create. They are infused with the essence of the four loko and black and mild gods. They are the masters of chugging do not challenge them. They are rare and beautiful creatures, all sporting large muscles and huge dongs.

An alcoholic drink found in lucozade bottles discarded at the isle of wight festival. Although the actual contents of the drink are unknown it is believed to contain vodka, jagermeister, whisky, beer, cider and urine. It is called "Chunder Dragon" because anyone who consumes it normally vomits violently. It is also known as "the Chunderer"

Upon seeing your friend/associate/work mate/family member being sick and flapping their wings (see "chunder dragon"), you niftily launch yourself onto their back, cling on tight and proclaim to anyone lucky enough to witness this once in a lifetime event, "YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"

Alternately, if the dragon is so shitfaced it has dropped to its knees while chundering, you can straddle its back like an angry jockey on a fucked up horse. This may come with the added comic effect of slamming their face into a pool of their own regurgitated stomach acids.

To date there are only legends of mighty men who have been brave enough to ride the fabled Chunder Dragon. If you ever get the chance to join this elite of immortal heroes, do not falter