The Churner
The act of sitting on one cock reverse cowgirl whilst stroking another cock up and down repeatedly as if you were churning butter.
I totally gave my dad and his best friend The Churner last night!
churnerator
someone that creates unnecessary or unproductive work or stress (that is, “churn”); 2) a person responsible for inducing wide-spread distraction, especially in an organization. Synonyms: crisis generator, crisis architect, chucklehead.
“My new co-worker a bona fide churnerator; he is very proficient at identifying hypothetical problems, magnifying their importance, and proposing expensive solutions to fix them.”
churner
One who goes down on a man until climax and subsequently continues until forcibly removed from his genitalia. This often lasts multiple orgasms.
Damn that girl's a churner, I'm fuckin bone dry!
Butter churner
Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while they squat and dip their penis, strap-on, dildo, or finger in and out of your vagina.
My girlfriend made me a butter churner
baby churner
Any female who is usually considered a "Whore" that has become pregnant more than 1 time with different males
Victor: hey you see that hot chick over there, babysitting?"
Jon: Which one?
Victor: the one with all the kids
Jon: ZOMFG ROFLMAO ITZ TEH BABYCHURNER!!!!!!
Victor: ZOMFG KTHX LOL
Jon: Baby churners are not hot! remember this kids and someday you will be making up words for your enjoyment just like me
Jon: Which one?
Victor: the one with all the kids
Jon: ZOMFG ROFLMAO ITZ TEH BABYCHURNER!!!!!!
Victor: ZOMFG KTHX LOL
Jon: Baby churners are not hot! remember this kids and someday you will be making up words for your enjoyment just like me
Stomach Churner
Any person, object, action, or abstract thought that gives you the sensation of a churning stomach. Usually there is a bad aura associated with the stomach churner, making it nearly impossible to remain in the same room with them or it. If you cannot avoid being around this stomach churner, it may be uncomfortable to do anything whatsoever. A stomach churner can be a person who you simply cannot stand looking at, listening to, or being around.
1) Holy shit... who invited this stomach churner to the party? Kid smells like shit and he's been wearing that outfit since last week.
2) I can't be around this stomach churner anymore. He is talking so much nonsense about sports.
3) There's a bunch of stomach churners upstairs. I recommend fleeing the scene.
4) The Hills is a stomach churner. If I listen to one more bitch complain about daddy's money I'm going to kill a baby.
5) I can't take being around this chick anymore. She's clearly Stomach Churner of the Year.
6) Sam Cassell is a stomach churner.
2) I can't be around this stomach churner anymore. He is talking so much nonsense about sports.
3) There's a bunch of stomach churners upstairs. I recommend fleeing the scene.
4) The Hills is a stomach churner. If I listen to one more bitch complain about daddy's money I'm going to kill a baby.
5) I can't take being around this chick anymore. She's clearly Stomach Churner of the Year.
6) Sam Cassell is a stomach churner.
Chocolate Churner
A chocolate churner is one who likes to indulge in the gay artes of male 2 male butt sex.
"Hey", "Tiny", "I like how you let me give you a Chocolate churner and all", "but the chocolate milkshake you gave me after tasted a little funny".