The Cici's Crap
When you dine at the "restaurant" known as Cici's and at 2am in the morning you sit straight up in bed (or are given a violent start depending on if you are already awake) and have to run to the bathroom to take a spicy crap.
Other names by which The Cici's Crap are known are...
-Chalupacabra
-The Untimely Death
-The One and Only Bane of Chuck Norris
Other names by which The Cici's Crap are known are...
-Chalupacabra
-The Untimely Death
-The One and Only Bane of Chuck Norris
Lets not eat at Cici's because I don't want to be afflicted with the Cici's Crap in the wee hours of the morning.