The Clingon

The clingon, or in select native tongues The Star Trek is a sexual intercourse move where you form the clingon symbol with your hand which means live long and prosper, you insert two fingers in the vagina and two in the anus, with the thumb left over too massage the clit.

This move was created in the early days of a straight mans life, where he saught vagina and looked at intercourse in a different way than most, an intercourse where fingers can get stinky and pooie. Where there was no fear of anus tearing. Where the black man will not be discrimated against. Where a person can be clingoned, if there coloured or not.. "Black people cannot and will not become integrated into American society on any terms but those of self-determination and autonomy." - Gerda Lerner

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion

Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY

A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.

A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.

when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly