The Clinton
The act of answering a phone call from either; your parents, your boss, or a member of congress, while receiving oral sex.
Maira: "So last night this guy was eating me out and my mom called"
Beth: "So what did you do?"
Maria: "Answered the phone! The CLINTON BITTTCHHHEZZZ!"
Beth: "So what did you do?"
Maria: "Answered the phone! The CLINTON BITTTCHHHEZZZ!"
Clintoned
To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.
The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.
Clintoned
Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried
Synonym: Hillaried
Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."
Clintoned
When a person that has crucial information that can incriminate the Clintons is murdered and arranged in such a way that makes it look as if they commited suicide.
Jeffrey Epstein was Clintoned. Stop talking about pedo island or you might get Clintoned.
clintonizer
a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority
I have a clintonizer for a boss.
Clintoning
Using a cigar for purposes other than smoking.
Clintoned
The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.
Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.