The CLUB

Better defined as a state of mind instead of an actual place. The CLUB has no limits or rules. In a way it doesn't even exist within time and space. Anything and anyone in or going to the club are relatively easy to spot. They are usually seen twitching vigorously as if they're actually dancing to some kind of tune that's almost incomprehensible to the whole of mankind itself. Some aren't even aware that they are in the process of going to the club.

The CLUB can exist anywhere and anyone can go to it. Which is why it is probably so often compared to 'The Game', except you can't lose because it can only be experienced not played. If The Game was a Chess match then The Club would be the extensively modified area that the board and pieces are placed in. Although experiences differ by user all are rumored to have had the same side effect of hearing some catchy hip hop cover of the intro to 50 CENTS In da club among other club like tunes. Strange indeed but awesome all the while.

Even stranger the fact that the club can remain constant or disappear if only by the mere whim of the person that currently resides within it. All anyone knows for sure is that once at the club or even in the process of going to it...everything else instantly becomes over 9000 times more amazing than anyone ever thought possible.

Though no one knows for sure what triggers the event, there are theories of it most probably being caused by the realization of cosmic WIN.

EPIC is EPIC

The place where you take your eyes off your drink for 2 minutes drink it collapse and black out and then wake up in a bathtub with your kidneys on Ebay

1. when women go out to dance in circles and men go out to hunt them

2. something done to seals

A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.

Clubs are generally worthless places to enter as well as a word to describe blunt weapons. Clubs are considered mankind's simplest weapons and are stereotypically associated with cavemen. These instruments are generally useful for handling drunks and chavs as well as bad musicians and medieval reenactors. They can be found almost anywhere.

A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.

A largely pointless and futile gathering point, whereby simple imbeciles proceed to flail about to obnoxiously loud music, whilst chemically inconvenienced.

Most of these events require the participent to have previously consumed various obscurce and intelligence-rotting narcotic substances, in a misguided attempt to keep that person over there from doing anything to them that might involve rusty hooks and possibly salt.