The Collin

When you don’t pass a government standardized test

He is a sweet guy and doesn't share his feelings much, he cares for others but can get angry some times, you can trust him most of the time and he'll listen to what you say and he's not good with words when he's dating somebody

Collin is an absolutely amazing friend and good person in general. He is a great listener, and is always there to help you through a difficult time and offer you advice. Although he often doubts himself and his abilities, and doesn’t realize how special he is, he is very compassionate and caring, and will always be there for you when you need it. Has a great sense of humor, and is great at planning fun things to do. If you have a Collin in your life, you’re lucky

Collins are good friends and boyfriends bucause they understand you and give you good advice. They are normally quite tall and skinny tho they may not realise. Collins are very rare and extremely hard to find but trust me, if you find one, keep him safe and listen to him, because if you listen to him, he will listen back and give you good advice when he can.

A very sexy person. He's the greatest guy you'll meet. He's pretty much defined as a chick magnet he has big penis

When you meet a Collin, you know you've won! Collin is such a sexy little sweet potato. He has snow white hair and eyes like the Atlantic ocean... or debatably, the Sea of Flames. Collin is incredibly good at sex, specifically anal. He considers that his specialty. If he were an animal, he'd be an apex predator. He dominates any obstacle in his path. Most Collin's don't have a penis under 9 inches. If your name is Collin and your penis is smaller than 9 inches, your parents might be lying to you about your name. Collins know how to have fun and are extremely muscular but specifically in their calves, probably from all the lacrosse they play. Their eyes are suspiciously close together but in a way that makes you want to know more... that makes you yearn for more... that makes you CRAVE more... Collin's are elite and you should cherish the ones you find because you never know when a Collin might enter your life and rock! Your! World!

An absolutely flawless individual that possesses nearly super-human intelligence, almost ridiculous good looks, an incredibly knack for athletic events, and unrivaled talent in everything they do. Also, someone that everyone else wishes they could be like.