The collisium
A game invented by the romans long ago. Taking the insides of the pumpkin out ,and then drilling two holes opposite from eachother ,and inserting oneself and the competitors penis to have an ultimate sword fight. Usually played around halloween.
Yo bro, lets play the collisium i'm bored.
Nah my penis is still sore from the last time you clobbered me.
Nah my penis is still sore from the last time you clobbered me.