The cooldown
When you're having sex and the person dies while you're doing it. You keep fucking and the dead person get's colder and colder as rigor mortis kicks in.
Guy 1: Awww man, I did the cooldown with Jenny yesterday, it was great!
Guy 2: I have to try that out with my girlfriend!
Guy 2: I have to try that out with my girlfriend!
movie cooldown
The time it takes for a really good movie you've just watched to become really good again. It usually takes about a week or two, and is dependent on the movie and person.
Friday:
*Kyle watches the Back to the Future series all in a row*
Saturday:
Jared: Dude, Kyle you gotta come over and watch the Back to the Futures with me, they are so amazing!
Kyle: Nah dude, not really feelin' it, I just watched them yesterday, so they're on movie cooldown for me.
*Kyle watches the Back to the Future series all in a row*
Saturday:
Jared: Dude, Kyle you gotta come over and watch the Back to the Futures with me, they are so amazing!
Kyle: Nah dude, not really feelin' it, I just watched them yesterday, so they're on movie cooldown for me.
cooldown period
The period of time spanning a man's last orgasm, and the time when he will next be able to perform.
Guy 1: God the worst thing happened. I was coming out of the bathroom, when I saw Sheila half naked on the bed.
Guy 2: How is that bad?
Guy 1: I was still in my cooldown period!
Guy 2: How is that bad?
Guy 1: I was still in my cooldown period!
Megavideo Cooldown
Having to wait 54 minutes between 72-minute viewings on Megavideo mirrors.
I should probably go check on the kids since I'm on Megavideo cooldown.
Chat cooldown
The amount of time after the last message sent in a facebook/MSN chat conversation before it's OK to log out without saying goodbye/g2g etc. It varies from person to person but usually ranges between 5-20 minutes.
Person 1: It's been 10 minutes since the last message I sent to Bob. You think that's enough chat cooldown?
Person 2: It's borderline...but Bob's a dick, so just log out.
Person 2: It's borderline...but Bob's a dick, so just log out.
Chester Cooldown
When you shove flaming hot cheetos snacks into a prosto's snatch
Last night I had some excess flaming hot cheetos snacks so I bought this prosto and gave her a Chester Cooldown
Ipod Reality Cooldown
When someone is listening to their ipod/ mp3 it tends to take them a while to snap back to reality
Mark: "Oi Jeff"
(no answer)
Mark: "Jeff!"
(Jeff is jamming out and so continues oblivious)
Mark- shakes shoulder, jeff turns and removes earphones
Mark: "Jeff you prick i'm trying to talk to you"
Jeff: "Chill chill" (takes deep breaths with far off look on his face
Cmiste: "Give the man his Ipod Reality Cooldown Mark"
Cmiste- turns to Viewer
Cmiste: "boom"
(no answer)
Mark: "Jeff!"
(Jeff is jamming out and so continues oblivious)
Mark- shakes shoulder, jeff turns and removes earphones
Mark: "Jeff you prick i'm trying to talk to you"
Jeff: "Chill chill" (takes deep breaths with far off look on his face
Cmiste: "Give the man his Ipod Reality Cooldown Mark"
Cmiste- turns to Viewer
Cmiste: "boom"