The Couch Potato

The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)

Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"

Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

Couch potato

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"

Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

couch potato

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)

Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside

couch potato

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

Couch Potato

The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.

Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.

"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"

俚语	the couch potato
释义	The Couch Potato The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first) Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital," Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first," couch potato a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud) Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive. Couch potato Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating. Homer Simpson from The Simpsons "You're such a couch potato!" Couch potato When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch Bob: dude I can get up Joe: why? Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen! Joe:🤨 couch potato its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv) Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside couch potato One who watches excess amounts of television It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato Couch Potato The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing. Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him. "I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"
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