Crisper
A cold beverage usually consisting of vodka.
Bartender: Hi, what can I get you guys?
Patron: 3 crispers please
Patron: 3 crispers please
Crisper
The crispiest roast potato when you cook them.
I want the crisper!
Crisper
It's like an Upper Decker, but you drop a deuce in the vegetable drawer of someone's refrigerator.
I hated that party, so I dropped a crisper before I left.
Crisper Gang
A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake
Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang
nigger crisper
Flamethrowers equipped to sides of South African cars to prevent theft.
Okonkwo tried to steal a car and ran into a nigger crisper. That nigger got crisped.
beer crisper
the bottom drawer in a refrigerator used as the main place to store beer.
who the hell needs a whole drawer for celery and pears? my bud light seems to work better in the beer crisper.
Shit in the crisper
This is when someone gets so drunk they think other household areas are the toilet
Dude #1 - "Why does the fridge smell like shit?"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"