the crummel
a disease in which your entire body eats itself from the inside out. somewhat like spontaneous combustion without the heat. occurs when you participate in intercourse with "little people" that have irregular appendages.
Meaghan: I think I have the crummel
Shelton: Oh shit. I'd rather have the HIV.
Shelton: Oh shit. I'd rather have the HIV.
jamison crummel
hes cute all the girls drown for him dont matter if he just woke up or fresh girls will still drown for him and jamison will take your bitch RESPECTFULLY and he’ll make you fall in love in 2 seconds. jamison needs to say three words to get a girl to like him I Like You and girls will be in love and watch out cuz he’ll take ur bitch in 1 second and make a girl like him in 2 seconds but hes the cutest person you’ll ever meet and its easy for him to bag bitches and all the people adore him but nobody can get to his god level and people love him especially the girl and he’ll will still take your bitch and hes the goat PERIOT.
josh: i wonder how jamison crummel is so great
jeff: yea he so cool
jeff: yea he so cool