the Crumps

Unlike more common venereal diseases, 'the Crumps' is a sexually transmitted infection of such resiliance, David Hasselhoff is said to be heard singing in the ear of the afflicted as their genitals finally crumble. Thought to have originated in Yorkshire when a radioactive pubic louse bit an unsuspecting young rugby player on the cock. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Thick, cloudy or bloody discharge from the penis or vagina
Metallic rings appearing on the genitals
Painful bowel movements
Severe adverse reaction to alcohol
Poor life choices

Listen, and understand. You've caught the Crumps. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

If you've been stabbed and then you get shot, the stabbing is nothing. It's the same with HIV and the Crumps.

crump

old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.

I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.

Crumping

Crumping is a full body twerk which involves a lot of core muscles

Girl1: You’ll never guess what I learnt?
Girl2: wha?
Girl1: I’m rlly good at crumping!

Crumping

Walking over freshly fallen snow; so called because of the ‘crump’ noise that your footsteps make as you walk. Note: This is totally different to Trumping which is stamping over everything while talking loudly of things you know nothing about.

The clouds have cleared away, let’s go crumping.

crumped

when u pass out during a party and get a stick placed in ur butt cheeks stickin in the air

fuck last night i was so hammed i got crumped,ill never live this down

crumping

A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.

Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.

crumped

To become very ill quickly or take a deleterious turn for the worse.

Dad was doing fine after his bypass until he crumped last night.

俚语	the crump
释义	the Crumps Unlike more common venereal diseases, 'the Crumps' is a sexually transmitted infection of such resiliance, David Hasselhoff is said to be heard singing in the ear of the afflicted as their genitals finally crumble. Thought to have originated in Yorkshire when a radioactive pubic louse bit an unsuspecting young rugby player on the cock. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Thick, cloudy or bloody discharge from the penis or vagina Metallic rings appearing on the genitals Painful bowel movements Severe adverse reaction to alcohol Poor life choices Listen, and understand. You've caught the Crumps. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. If you've been stabbed and then you get shot, the stabbing is nothing. It's the same with HIV and the Crumps. crump old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit. I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it. Crumping Crumping is a full body twerk which involves a lot of core muscles Girl1: You’ll never guess what I learnt? Girl2: wha? Girl1: I’m rlly good at crumping! Crumping Walking over freshly fallen snow; so called because of the ‘crump’ noise that your footsteps make as you walk. Note: This is totally different to Trumping which is stamping over everything while talking loudly of things you know nothing about. The clouds have cleared away, let’s go crumping. crumped when u pass out during a party and get a stick placed in ur butt cheeks stickin in the air fuck last night i was so hammed i got crumped,ill never live this down crumping A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music. Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here. crumped To become very ill quickly or take a deleterious turn for the worse. Dad was doing fine after his bypass until he crumped last night.
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