The Cummings effect
The Cummings effect is when someone in power does something fucking stupid and then a load of stupid people do the same thing justifying it because someone in power has done it
One of our teachers got caught sticking wotsits up his arse to 'relieve indigestion' and now the cummings effect means everytime the special kid farts all I can smell is cheesy wotsits
The cum-a-blazian effect
a man or woman, whilst having sexual intercourse, orgasm on themselves or their partner, causing that person to feel a large burning sensation on where the ejaculation landed.
The only downer about when i fucked Debby was the cum-a-blazian effect of her virgin pussy!