The Dandy

Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno and lies about it, saying a police officer broke it while breaking up a 'fight'

Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno.

someone stylish and fashionable.

1. A man who takes great care with his clothing and general appearance, especially one who is nonchalant in demeanor and (historically) tries to develop aristocratic hobbies, language, and honorable ideals. (See also fop)

2. A flamboyant or effeminate male, regardless of sexual orientation. (See also metrosexual and flamer)

3. Outstanding in its particular class; splendid. (Often used sarcastically)

4. A charming androgynous person of either gender. (See also gender bender)

When something is fine. It can't get any better.

David when he is eating ducks

Used widely in late 20th Century England. Refers to men who consider themselves to be arbiters of culture and refinement and wit. Often considered effeminate and/or overtly flaming. Most likely sexually aroused by other men, but not always. Similar to today's metrosexual. For example, most of Oscar Wilde's plays contain dandies, and Oscar Wilde himself is perhaps the most famous example of a dandy.