Dead Bear
Someone that is reacting to life in such a matter that would involve no type of mental capacity; therefore they have the mental capabilities of a dead bear in the act of making decisions about life. It is often times also referring to someone who is also content with making idiotic decisions in life.
Yo, that chick over there is going to court for assaulting someone and she's laughing about it like she doesn't even realize that she might end her ass up in jail...Dead Bear Status.
that blows dead bears
when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.
"Heard you got busted at the border for pot. that really blows dead bears,eh?"
blow a dead bear
An insult reserved for those who have greatly offended you.
J.Lo ate the last piece of pizza so Jaison told him to “blow a dead bear”.
Dead bear penis
This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.
Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.
like talking to a dead bear
When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.
God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.
dead baby bear
A phrased used when an individual is out cold after smoking a massive joint or from massive exhaustion.
Yo what was in that shit we smoked last night? I PTFO like a dead baby bear.
The dead bears
The dead bears is a tik tok cult that is gonna take over the other tik tok cults.
Did the dead bear cult attack again?
The dead bears will stop the tik tok cult.
The dead bears will stop the tik tok cult.