The Deadly Shaft Worm
It is a Parasitic Worm that, while you sleep, crawls up your shaft and slowly nibbles away at your prostate. Causing anal discomfort and extremely violent discharges, fluorescent in colour, and after a long time harbouring this parasite your testicles will distort and retract into your body. Then You Die
John : I woke up last night and my arse felt sore
Jack : Stay away from me, your home to The Deadly Shaft Worm now
Jack : Stay away from me, your home to The Deadly Shaft Worm now