The Denny's Grand Slam

You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!

after a nice breakfast you ask your partner for reverse titty fuck (so your ass is above her face) as you are in the process ask for her to lick your butt hole, if she complies shit in her mouth.

A derivative of the Portugese Breakfast.
1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.

2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!

3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.

4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.

5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.

6. Enjoy!

mixture of boston pancake and the strawberry shortcake. when you defecate on partner's chest, pat down with buttox, ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. must be done in early morning.