The Devil's Poison
An illness that usually lasts for 6-12 hours in which the victim uncontrollably farts, emitting a stench unbearable to everyone in the general area including the victim himself. Symptoms often include nausea, sore anus, diarrhea in the later stages, and irritability. Most farting is an enjoyable hobby but the Devil's poison is a sick curse you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.
Morty: Dude what the hell man...it's funny when you let out normal farts but this just stinks.
Wausau Guy: There's nothing I can do about it man, I've got the devil's poison.
Wausau Guy: There's nothing I can do about it man, I've got the devil's poison.