The dickens, you say!?!
This is an expression typically used in place of "you're kidding me", "you're joshing me". However, I do not know the origin of the expression. I think it may have something to do with Charles Dickens
LARRY: Charleston is 100 years older than Savannah!
TIM: The dickens, you say!?!
TIM: The dickens, you say!?!